lutching her husband hand and with agony and tiredness etched on her face, a youthful woman struggled into a room in the maternity unit where I . She was in the initial stages of labour with her basic baby, she was horrified, in embarrassing pain and dreadfulAntonym for any spot of support. Helpless beside her, her dramatic bag in his hand, her poor husband looked unequally traumatised. My spirit went out to them. But I knew there was little I could do. With five other pregnant females to care for at the same time, all with hugely different and complex hitches, I was quick off my feet and didn't have the time to look after her properly, to dispel her fears or to hear about how she desired the birth to deteriorate. I longed to sit with this poor juvenile , calm her and recap her gently to take breaths severely through each retrenchment. Just half an hour of my time have made all the difference. Instead, I put on my sneer and followed infirmary system. 'Would you like a painkiller?' I asked. Ten well along, after she had been euphoric to the eyeballs to dull the pain, I heard she'd known birth. Her baby was healthy, but I knew I'd let her down. Yes, a official performing his in an emergency - that proves that government just doesn't work when you elect people of competence!Now, let's talk about this "stimulus" plan. I'm the of Louisiana. And look how well the economy did!Now that we're in bad economic straits, we Republicans have the solution: tax cuts! Because it worked so well over the last 8 years!Look at Louisiana - while I've been governor, we've cut taxes all over the - and our growing (funds for which I just denied, because poor just need motivation to work), (because we don't have to pay them because we cut all of those - kids can education themselves about things like Intelligent Design!), and having to take in the other upteen billions from the government to meet our budget - so my governorship for my state has been !Of course, we also want to reduce . My skin is brown - but not as as President Obama. Now, I know President Obama just said he wants to cut wasteful spending in the Pentagon, and give a pay raise and on veterans. President, there's a big storm heading to New Orleans, and he did about it" - and then Bush went to San Diego and played guitar? Yup - right there that doesn't work!In fact, it works so that the only that was was a sheriff getting out boats. Instead, if it's God will to wipe out a bunch of people and , it happen. You may that 9 ago, we had a in the , we were down the debt, and we were doing that with a combination of a reasonable tax rate and drawing down spending. Like on things like volcano . And let me tell you - government doesn't work! Here's an example: Katrina. But I'm going to ignore that, and say that Obama to cut our so we're more to be . My parents are , like President Obama. Hell, no! See, if you know its coming, that just to respond badly. Then Republicans got into , and we cut and spent the money on two wars and on piling up security for places like a Kentucky Fried Chicken center. Hi, I'm Bobby Jindal. You may that because my was all but by a natural disaster because weren't heeding the warning signs, I'd be more interested in monitoring that. If I close my eyes real tight, then can't see me!. Remember when a Republican who was pretty incompetent was told by his former Arabian horse breeder turned disaster recovery head of FEMA that "Mr.